A kingdom, or this

Kaitlyn (she/her) 28

Oscar Isaac is my government assigned man crush. Queen of playlists & weird dangly earrings.

Co-host of My Podcast Knows What You Read In The Dark

No I won’t shut up about The Locked Tomb✌🏼

figonas:

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• The Folk of the Air - Holly Black •

Jurdan (Jude Duarte x Cardan Greenbriar)

feels right | tumblr | AO3

S M U T - A @jurdannetrevels collab fic. Jude tries one of her new outfits from the mortal sex store Dedicated, Cardan likes it very much.

As Warm as the Sun Part 1 | tumblr | AO3

F L U F F - Cardan’s drunk and pining he asks Jude to hug him, her response surprises him.

As Warm as the Sun Part 2 | tumblr | AO3

Fluff, a teeny drop of angst - Jude’s POV of part 1

Love in the Written Word | tumblr | AO3

+ Bonus Chapter | tumblr | AO3

Fluff!!!!!!!! - Cardan and Jude leave notes for each other because they’re giant saps in love.

I Can Do Worse To You | tumblr | AO3

ANGST - Cardan POV following the Queen of Mirth scene in TWK.

WIP Previews/Roses for WIPs responses

**if you want to be added to my tag list for future fics just shoot me an ask**

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accaraharaa:

winterofsixtynine:

accaraharaa:

accaraharaa:

Everytime a cis het man talks about how kinky he is on dating sites, I say “so you’re into pegging”

And everytime they are like “fuck no”

And I’m reality kink to them is “I will slap you and degrade you and Jack hammer penetrate you with 0 aftercare”

Like this one dude in here said the only aftercare he provides is giving head

And I’m like after brutal fucking you only want them to provide more sex acts? 5 real?

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Like what??? That’s it?????

This is just further proof the loml is on tumblr

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SCREAMING

(via cheeseoneveryfudgingthing)

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horde-princess:

she-ra is still so so funny to me like. as a concept

dreamworks/netflix/mattel: ok mr. stevenson, we’d like this reboot to be a fun kids show with a good story for the whole family and lots of nostalgia to bring in revenue for the franchise etc. sound good?

nate stevenson, planning a story in his head where pop culture icon & beloved 80s childrens hero She-Ra is a brainwashed christian imperialist soldier who has a sexuality crisis over her gay arch enemy for 5 seasons then kills god by kissing her: mhm yes absolutely

(via drarry)

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no but literally she ra
hellboys

THE BIRDCAGE (1996)
dir. mike nichols

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adobe-outdesign:

Muppet fact of the day: One of the Muppet show’s pilot episodes was called “The Muppet Show: Sex and Violence”, but the Muppets are owned by Disney now and Disney really doesn’t like the word “sex” so they insist on just calling it “the Muppet Show Pilot”

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anyway reblog this forbidden image of Jim Henson in front of the Sex and Violence title card to make Disney mad

(Source: muppet.fandom.com, via hazelsheartsworn)

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lumberjackloverboy:

lumberjackloverboy:

unfriendly reminder: this is a sex worker positive space. I will not tolerate the disrespect of sex workers here, and if you cant agree with that without a doubt then you’re not welcome here.

sure would be nice if people other than porn blogs and sex workers reblogged this

(via drarry)

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prozac:

People hating on Dynamite by Taio Cruz are lame nerds and I mean that genuinely. “It’s a bad song” We get it, you didn’t have friends in school. Now shut up and throw your hands up in the air sometime.

(via hvrrycameron)

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misfithive:

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(via hazelsheartsworn)

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peridyke:

do u ever see people draw certain characters thin and you’re like what the fuck is that

(via manywinged)

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jude duarte it’s like y’all didn’t read the same books
olderthannetfic

But it does.

olderthannetfic

It does… one at a time.  It’d be useful to be able to select more than one. G&T but not higher, M&E only, everything but E for those who just don’t like smut. (btw I just checked and there is none of the exclusion filters showing on the search page at least in my computer)

AO3 does ‘and’ filters.

You don’t filter for M&E. You filter for not the other stuff.

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izhunny

I have never seen so many users clearly baffled by and too skittish to push buttons/toggles that are very clearly meant to be used.

If a trusted website has a button and you don’t immediately know or understand what it does, push it. Check out every drop down, every link, every configuration imaginable. Be adventurous. Fuck around and find out. If it breaks the website, they shouldn’t have had that button in the first place. Not on you. Indulge your curiosity instead of complaining it doesn’t do something it absolutely does if you poke around a little.

You’re not going to get a bad grade in filtering by using interface features from AO3, I promise.

mercurialkitty

Look, there are library systems that don’t have filters as good as AO3. You have to learn how to use Boolean operators (AND OR NOT) and construct a proper query to exclude in several academic databases, and AO3 just performs “NOT” for you by clicking a button.

Do you know how many grad students would love to have the kind of power you have with AO3 in filters?

flameraven

Ao3 filters are amazing. You can filter out ratings, you can filter out characters or pairings, you can filter out specific tags (as long as it’s an official tag)! (Type it in under “other tags to exclude”)

This is why the antis complaining about seeing content they don’t like on Ao3 is so frustrating. If something squicks you out, filter it, and you never have to see it again! Voila! Or even if it is just something you don’t like. I have High School AUs filtered out because I just don’t like them! It’s an amazing system and makes it so easy to curate your experience.

anxiousyetepic

I am so spoiled by the Ao3 filters. Every time I encounter a particularly terrible search system at work I sigh wistfully about them.

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theundergroundwoman:

you have astigmatism? like the wounds corresponding to those of Jesus? siick

(via malglories)

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1eos:

the glorification of your 20s and fear of anything else has got to stop. mainly bc your 20s is quite literally the worst decade of your life the idea that ppl think you peak at 25 has me so sad for them

(via hazelsheartsworn)

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arunima:

shesnake:

doom yourself before the narrative does

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(via nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour)

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harrowhark nonagesimus Gideon Nav the locked tomb

eledsart:

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the gerudo outfits are always my favorite

(via purplehawke)

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tears of the kingdom

coughloop:

weirdness-is-good:

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big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

(via ghostfingies)

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